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On everything that sucks, sucks as$ or just plain sucks b*lls in video games. ...a column by Melinda Bailey
Issue 6: The End of the World as We Blow It!
So I was doing my monthly Google search of "signs of the apocalypse" (right after my monthly breast self-exam...it's just easier that way), because...you know...I want to be ready. When the rapture comes, I'm not just going to take God's wrath lying down. I'm going to fight that holy fire and brimstone like a mother bear protecting her cubs from a hapless hiker. I figure the best way to fight fire is with fire, so I'm going to need an assload of gasoline and a bff (big f*cking flamethrower).
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GameLemon proudly presents

A new comic strip about video gamers

inFAMOUS

Grade: 7.4

2009-07-14

Come on, Cole. No means no!

Summary: Moderately fun spiritual successor to the Sly Cooper series, if Sly were a human, and his cane were electrical powers, and Carmelita Fox was an even more annoying nurse, and Murray was an equally annoying fat guy, and Bentley didn't exist.

Genre: 3rd rerson action adventure

Setting: New York City's sick, decrepit, creepy younger brother: Empire City.

Systems: Playstation 3 exclusive

A routine day on the job.

So you're a bike messenger, ferrying mail and objects from point A to point B for little recognition or praise - but hey, a living's a living. One day you're given a package that feels like a heavy, round object. Maybe it's a soccer ball or something. Is it ticking? Oh man, maybe you're on a timer to deliver this thing! Better move fast! Okay, it's glowing now. This is weird. It's starting to shake and... - OH MY GOD! EXPLOSION! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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Random musings, sporadic ruminations and haphazard ponderings on the subject of video gaming...
Microsoft Natal vs. the Sony Motion Controller
by Vaga
Now that E3 has come and gone, and the gaming buzz is starting to settle back down to its usual levels, it's time to grab a cup of coffee and do some even-tempered analytical thinking about the show's biggest announcements: Microsoft's Natal and Sony's Motion Controller. (Just in case you spent the beginning of June under a rock, Microsoft and Sony both announced new game control technologies based on full body video capture.) What can these technologies really do? Who will they benefit? How will they change the face of gaming? What are the two companies really after? Let's take a closer look at these seemingly simple questions and see if we can't glean some truths that lay not on top, but rather below the surface.
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