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GameLemon Review: And Yet It Moves. We love you indie games! But it would help if you sucked less.
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GameLemon Editorial: Microsoft Natal vs. Sony Motion Controller. Let the biting begin.
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GameLemon Review: World of Goo. Goo, goo, goo. Goo.
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GameLemon Review: Persona 4. It's got "persona"-lity. God, I just kill myself.
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On everything that sucks, sucks as$ or just plain sucks b*lls in
video games.
...a column by Melinda Bailey
Issue 6: The End of the World as We Blow It!
So I was doing my monthly Google search of "signs of the apocalypse" (right after my monthly breast self-exam...it's just easier that way), because...you know...I want to be ready. When the rapture comes, I'm not just going to take God's wrath lying down. I'm going to fight that holy fire and brimstone like a mother bear protecting her cubs from a hapless hiker. I figure the best way to fight fire is with fire, so I'm going to need an assload of gasoline and a bff (big f*cking flamethrower).
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GameLemon proudly presents
A new comic strip about video gamers
Legendary
Grade: 4.0
Deckard do this, Deckard do that. They've no respect, I tell you.
Summary:
A broken FPS with an interesting premise, cool scripted scenes, and a so-bad-it's-good story.
Genre: FPS
Setting: Mostly New York and London.
Systems: Xbox 360, PS3, PC
One Sunny Mt. Olympus Day
Legend has it that nice guy Prometheus had the misfortune of stealing fire from the gods so that we regular humans could keep our feet warm when it rains and so that pirates could make beef jerky.
Zeus thought that this was rather rude, and after knuckle sandwiching nice guy Prometheus, decided to bitch-slap the entire human race for the lulz. He devised a most devious plan of putting all the evils of the world - famine, poverty, disease, Uwe Bowl films, and so on - into a box (actually a jar, but hey) and giving it to Pandora, the first woman on Earth. Pandora, being a creature of the naturally curious sort, opened the jar, the evils were released, and that was the end of that.
To all of which developer Spark Unlimited and publisher Gamecock Media Group said, "O'RLY?"
Random musings, sporadic ruminations and
haphazard ponderings on the subject of video gaming...
Microsoft Natal vs. the Sony Motion Controller
by Vaga
Now that E3 has come and gone, and the gaming buzz is starting to settle back down to its usual levels, it's time to grab a cup of coffee and do some even-tempered analytical thinking about the show's biggest announcements: Microsoft's Natal and Sony's Motion Controller. (Just in case you spent the beginning of June under a rock, Microsoft and Sony both announced new game control technologies based on full body video capture.) What can these technologies really do? Who will they benefit? How will they change the face of gaming? What are the two companies really after? Let's take a closer look at these seemingly simple questions and see if we can't glean some truths that lay not on top, but rather below the surface.
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